we went to a very cool club that chris went to the night before and he was right, it really was a great club, better than any i've been to in LA. the music was better, the people were more beautiful, it was more packed, the lighting was better, there were more dance floors (each with different music, like a whole different club within the club), and it was just a way better party overall.
me and chris were dancing with these Brazilian girls, and i was obviously breaking it down with the hot moves as you all know i like to do (the music was really good and i was in the zone, so it was totally my night), when this big guy with a goatee (who looked like he was around 30-35 years old), really liked what he saw i guess. he comes up to me OUT OF NOWHERE, while i'm dancing with these girls and tries to give me a drink! weirdest thing ever, no "hi", no "i like the way you dance", just comes up to me, no words at all and tries to pass me a drink. i wave him off and say "no", in response to the question i thought he was asking me, "this is your drink!?"
we kept dancing with the girls, when i noticed this guy just standing by the wall right next to us, simply watching. he wouldn't leave our sight (it was creepy), and then started dancing with another guy, but still right by us. toward the end of my stay at the club, he comes up to me and says "it's hot in here", and i said "ya"; everyone was literally swimming in clothes of their own sweat, it was ridiculous. here's the home run; this guy "actually had the AUDACITY" (that's for the bird) to grab my hand and say to me "don't stop! don't stop!" (as in "don't stop dancing, i like it!!!") in spanish. as he said that, he held my hand tighter and started jumping up and down, taking my hand with him, as if to imply that i should start jumping up and down with him holding hands. i was like "hell no". i can't even believe he couldn't tell i was straight, i pretty much exude it from my pores. i'm like the "Dos Equis commercial" guy (see video below). i tried easing my hand out of his, but it turns out the guy was more aggressive than i thought, and was holding quite tightly. so i pulled that shit out and immediately exuded even MORE manliness (which i don't even know is possible) right then and there, like my beard, which "...alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body" (see video link above).
bottom line, i can't help it if i'm irresistible to all races, genders and species. i didn't know my moves were so provocative. now i understand; it is pure pleasure to watch me move.
after i left the club, i couldn't help but notice the crowd spread around at 4am on a late monday night/early tuesday morning. do these people work? are they all tourists? (they speak damn amazing spanish for a bunch of tourists) Do people just go to the beach during the day and club at night? what's going on? the pic to the left was taken just to show you what it looks like here on
before the club we had dinner...however not at the place we wanted to. that list of top ten
tomorrow we leave for
so there you go; in case the housing manager at the university of st. gallen tells me i for sure cannot move into my place there until the beginning of sept. i have a place to live in
3 comments:
This was one of the best blogs you've written. The guy at the dance, very funny, and the finding of place to stay. I am hooked to this daily blog now.
I love how you got picked up at a club!! Love it!
this was a funny one.
i didn't know whether i should be worried or flattered that my boy was hit on :-)
keep the blogs going. you are REALLY good at writing these blogs.
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